A few Dash Quotes to make you smile

For those Facebook followers, some of these may be duplicates, but please enjoy some of the sweet and endearing more memorable quotes from Dash.

1. Dash told me he didn't want me to go to wrk this morning...he wanted me to "stay home and clean the house." He's been hanging out with his Dad too much.

2. When I asked him what his friends' names (at school) were, he replied, "Maxey and Bugsy." And I thought Dash and Tad were borderline unique. I can only assume that his friends are rabbits.

3. When I tucked him into bed the other night, he asked me to sing "Jesus Loves Me." When I finished, he said, "Another one!" So which song followed "Jesus Loves Me"? The Transformer theme song---c'mon with me "robots in disguise..." At least he picked Jesus first.

4. The other day Dash said he was going to work. When I asked him where he works, he replied, "Target." That's when I realized I must have a problem.

5. America's Funniest Home Videos is one of our DVR staples, since it's a show enjoyed by all. One video featured a cat doing it's cat thing/being silly. While watching it, Dash turned to Tyler and I and said, "Look! That cat is freaking out!" Guess we need to be watching what we say....

6. When Dash asked me my name, I said, "Mommy!" He then corrected me and said, "No, it's Lauren." I used that time to tell him his full name, Joseph Dash Maddox. We also did Tad's name too, which according to Dash is, "Samuel Baby Tad Maddox." Poor Tad! He'll forever be "Baby Tad."

I'm sure there are tons more, but these are a few to keep the Grandmother's (both of which hate that term!) coming back to the blog. (I'm gonna try harder...)