Handful, Thy Name is Dash

(shaking the table, which makes the lamp "rock," which makes Mommy come running)

Climbing onto the bottom shelf...to get the golf ball, of course.

Sanitary? No. Interesting? Yes.

Yep, that's a handful of rocks he's shoving into his mouth.

And finally, the kicker.

Dash reached into a drawer in the bathroom to get the charging cord for Tyler's razor. Then, he carried it into the living room, pulled out one of the "child-proof" outlet plug covers, and tried to stick the cord into the outlet. I wish I were joking, but I am not.

And yes, I told him "No!"...right after I snapped the picture.